luao:
happy Mother’s Day for tomorrow mummyyyy
although i wont be with you tomorrow mum have a beautiful day xo love you
(Source: teeenage-barbies)
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
(Source: sinyasiki)
“I have seen him celebrate a ton of goals, but I have not seen a celebration from the bench for a goal that he’s scored or the way Phil responded to that goal. He came back to the bench with a smile from ear to ear, yukking it up. [..] And the coaching staff responded in a huge way as well - you don’t see the coaching staff respond to goals like that either.”
Phil Kessel makes it 3-1, Leafs at Bruins, 5/4/13.
(Source: elqiao)
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
(Source: avenue)
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
